What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 03:08

No, not a chance
share office space ...
Then came..
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?